Introduction
Artist：Cachudon(かちゅどん)
Songname: The Convenience One (feat. Suika Aiziro) (便利人間 (feat. 藍白スイ花))
Release date：2025-09-29
Lyricist：Cachudon
Composer：Cachudon
Cachudon teams up with Suika Aiziro in “The Convenience One,” a vibrant fusion of electronic beats and smooth vocals. This track captures the ease of modern life with an infectious rhythm that stays with you.
Lyrics Translation
| Original (歌詞) | Translation | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 空けてた時間 都合よく埋まる | 1 | A vacant time |
| 2 | スキャナの音が耳鳴りになる | 2 | The sound of the scanner becomes tinnitus |
| 3 | 客ガチャを引く 普通の確率 | 3 | The usual probability of catching customers |
| 4 | 品物触れる手だけ現実感 | 4 | Reality of hand |
| 5 | 5 | ||
| 6 | “もう少しで何か変わる” | 6 | “Change something more” |
| 7 | 賞味期限切れ | 7 | Expiration |
| 8 | いつまで続けられるだろう？ | 8 | How long can you keep on? |
| 9 | 9 | ||
| 10 | 切れかけの蛍光灯みたいに消えて光る | 10 | Light like a broken fluorescent light |
| 11 | 冷蔵庫入り浸って「私って何だっけ？」 | 11 | In the refrigerator, “what am I?” |
| 12 | 喜怒哀楽 仮面みたいに付け替えて | 12 | Change it like a feeling of anger |
| 13 | マニュアルに縋って本当を出せずにいる | 13 | I can’t stick to the manual |
| 14 | 14 | ||
| 15 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ まだ | 15 | Pippi pippipipi |
| 16 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ 迷路 | 16 | Pippi Pippi maze |
| 17 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ まだ | 17 | Pippi pippipipi |
| 18 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ | 18 | Pippi Pippi |
| 19 | 19 | ||
| 20 | 子供の頃に描いた大人ってもっと違った | 20 | The adults who were painted in childhood were different |
| 21 | 旧友のインスタ見たら掃除する手が遅い | 21 | If you look at an old friend’s insta, you’re slow to clean |
| 22 | 割れ物注意のシールを貼りたいのはこっち | 22 | I want to put the seal of the crack caution |
| 23 | 正解ヅラした雑誌もう見れない | 23 | I can’t see the magazine that has been correct |
| 24 | 24 | ||
| 25 | “このままでそこそこいい” | 25 | “This is as good as that.” |
| 26 | 不良在庫処分 | 26 | Bad stock disposal |
| 27 | 無かったことにされるだけ | 27 | Only to do so |
| 28 | 28 | ||
| 29 | トイレットペーパーの芯みたいに空回り | 29 | Roll around toilet paper |
| 30 | 味のないガムになって「これって何だっけ？」 | 30 | It becomes gum without the taste “what is this?” |
| 31 | 加熱冷却 心と違って思い通り | 31 | Heat hearted |
| 32 | 焦げ付いた理想は洗い落とせずにいる | 32 | The burning ideal is out of order |
| 33 | 33 | ||
| 34 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ まだ | 34 | Pippi pippipipi |
| 35 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ 迷路 | 35 | Pippi Pippi maze |
| 36 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ まだ | 36 | Pippi pippipipi |
| 37 | ぴぴ ぴぴ ぴぴ | 37 | Pippi Pippi |
Lyrics Meaning
Filling empty time, scanner sounds become a ringing in my ears. Pulling a customer lottery with ordinary odds, only touching items brings a sense of reality. “Something’s about to change,” but the expiration date has passed. How long can this continue? Like a flickering fluorescent light, I fade and shine. Submerged in the fridge, “Who am I?” Wearing emotions like masks, unable to reveal the truth, clinging to manuals. Beep, beep, beep, still in the maze. Beep, beep, beep, still in the maze. Childhood dreams of adulthood were different. Seeing an old friend’s Instagram, my hands are slow to clean. I want to put a “Handle with Care” sticker on myself. Can’t see the magazine with the right answer anymore. “This is okay as it is,” disposing of bad stock, pretending it never existed. Like a toilet paper roll spinning in vain, becoming tasteless gum, “What is this?” Heating and cooling, my heart doesn’t match my thoughts, unable to wash away the burnt ideal. Beep, beep, beep, still in the maze. Beep, beep, beep, still in the maze.